Stole a chair

Covered by darkness from the night I managed to steel a chair from my neighbor tonight. He was out walking the dog while I snuck in to his kitchen and grabbed a nice looking chair. I think I might use it when I put up the Picasso I stole from him last week.

I'm not posting this as a confession, more like a threat.

If you take my newspaper again I'll steel your son and that goodlooking wife of yours. Watchout.