Hans Roos, girlfriend and studies

Whoa, it's been a while!

Since I last wrote I have been up to much good. Por examplo: I moved in with my girlfriend in a brand new shiny place, Hans Roos is still my neighbor (he moved in to the same building, I guess he felt lonely), I have been studying and I have been in the lookout for a job.

Hans dog died, I'm sorry. It wasn't even my fault. The damn dog looked at me with those crazy eyes, what could I do? So I kicked him in the nuts and now he's dead. Hans thinks I tried to chase away the maniak that did it. He wasn't there.

I guess Hans feels he can trust me. He can't.

I'm feeling bad for the guy but I just don't care enough. Plus, he always tries to sleep in our bed at night. A grown man, he cries and he cries. I'm sick of it.

I do love Hans though.

Grooming is for gays!

last.fm

here is my last.fm account for all you that have been waiting to learn what I listen to.

http://www.last.fm/user/vajone/

Great!

Cleaning

I'm currently working on my essay about the fear of religion. I hope it is going to be good.

Anyway, some old friends coming to Gohtenburg this weekend and I don't want to show them my dirty home, so I'm cleaning as a motherfucker.

Dust be gone, gone I tell you!

Worst lyrics ever!

I was listening to some random tracks from my computer and this really shitty song came on.
Ok, I don't really like country from the start but this tune was so awful that I had to listen it.

What's the tune? It is Garden Party by Rick Nelson.

Here is the chorus

But it's all right now, I learned my lesson well.
You see, ya can't please everyone, so ya got to please yourself'

I won't even comment it no more, it is just not worth the trouble

Hangin' out

I decided to take a walk in my hood today. Everything seems to have changed since last time I really payed attention to the environment. It sucks. I'm starting to think that Al Gore is right after all.

I have trouble interacting with people since the release from prison. My neighbour Hans told me to stop staring at his dog. I didn't know how to react. I just climbed back out of his window and went home to do some writing. I hope I didn't offend him in any way.

I do love Hans. He is an author. I love authors.

More about Hans to come.

Jail no more

I'm not going to mention why I've been to jail but let me tell you that it was not a pleasant experience. No sir.

So anyways, I'm back in the sadle and hopefully I will be writing again, sharing my life with all you out there.

what could I say

The election is over and it didn't end the way I hoped.


Anyway, I'm rather satisfied since the party I voted for got more votes in this election than the last one.

What will happen to Sweden now? I think people will regret their choice in a year or two and after a few years the next election will return power to the socialdemocratic power.

What I can't understand is how the capitalistic party of "moderaterna" could climb so much. My theory is that people really don't know what this party really stands for.

Well, the people have the power and I just have to respect this.

Be your own!

Remodeling

I don't know the word for it, but today I have engaged in some minor moving of furniture and kitchenmachines. It really had to be done otherwise I would not had been able to study.

As you may notice most of my recent posts all express some kind of thought about school. This may seem kind of boring for the more active readers of this blog but I don't care, that is my life now.

Today I went to my local supermarket and for some reason I can't understand I happened to bump in to the same girl in every isle, that was pretty disturbing since she was kind of ugly and looked totally lost.


I hope I never meet this "girl" again.

Playlist

I was really studying for the first time in this semester today so I felt I deserved a new playlist on my Ipod (yes I've got one, and unlike some people I rather like it).

Since I got home from my summer vacation I have used the "playlist" function rather than put whole albums on the Ipod and I like it.

This new playlist consist of 27 tracks all randomly selected by my mind. So here we go, this is what I will listen to for at least a couple of days:

1. Michael Price - Ain't No Love in the Heart of the City

2. Latin Kings - Shuno

3. AHA - Take on Me

4. N*E*R*D - Provider

5. David Bowie - Let's Dance

6. Supertramp - Breakfast in America

7. Damien Marley - It Was Written

8. Bangles - Walk Like An Egyptian

9. Jah Division - Dub Will Tear Us Apart

10. David Bowie - Life On Mars?

11. Bruce Springsteen - The Ghost of Tom Joad

12. Jurassic 5 - Gotta Understand

13. Lupe Fiasco - Kick Push

14. Alphaville - Big in Japan

15. The Chi-Lites - Oh-Girl

16. Los Lobos - Salma Dance

17. Coldplay - Don't Panic

18. Zero 7 - In the Waiting

19. David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust

20. Iron and Wine - Such Great Hights

21. Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood

22. Dr. Dre - No Diggity

23. Housemartins - Happy Hour

24. Daft Punk - Da Funk

25. Radiohead - Knives Out

26. Common - Testify

27. Nina Simone - Sinnerman


As you can see it's a broud selection of genres, and I truly love that in a playlist. It is boring to listen to one genre or one artist or one era.

If you don't like my playlist you can kiss my ass!

Politics

This is how your beloved Jewelthief will vote according to a test manufactured by DN (DagensNyheter)

Mp 80%
V 80%
S 66%
C 43%
Fp 38%
Kd 38%
M 23%

I am not surprised at all.

apointment

Today I will go get some coffee with an old friend. It will probably be a funny day, I haven't talked to her in a while now.

By the way, the wheather here in Gothenburg sucks. Not one day with fine wheather since I came back from my vacation.

Now the next semester begins in a few days and I don't feel ready at all. But I hope there aint no fucking retards on my new institution.

Fuck everyone!

jewelchef

I have been cooking for the last couple of days, thats why I haven't been here telling you about all the amazing things that is happening to me.

The reason for all the time spent in my kitchen is that my best friend is getting married and I was chosen "toastmaster".

I think I got a hold of it now, the secret is cheese and bread.

I'm so sorry

I'm sorry that I haven't been able to post in a while.

The thing is that I got stuck. My Thumb started to swell up when I was cleaning the toilet and I got stuck.

But now I'm free since my neighbor broke down my door in search for his chair. He came in to the bathroom with a baseball bat. He missed me though but he broke the toilet setting me free.

I love him.

Stole a chair

Covered by darkness from the night I managed to steel a chair from my neighbor tonight. He was out walking the dog while I snuck in to his kitchen and grabbed a nice looking chair. I think I might use it when I put up the Picasso I stole from him last week.

I'm not posting this as a confession, more like a threat.

If you take my newspaper again I'll steel your son and that goodlooking wife of yours. Watchout.

Me, Myself and a crazy fucking elf named Earl

I was out hiking this morning and found out that I suffer from multiple personality dissorder. An elf named Earl told me so. I found him behind a burning bush, it was a fullsize papermodel of George W. Bush actually.

Anyway, I kicked the elf so hard that his dinner came out of his ears. I thought I had injured him at an "cosmic asskicking"-level.

But it turned out he was fine. He took a spoon and spooned up what was left of his dinner and started to cook a meal over the flames of the burning bush.

He served me the best meal I've ever had.

CryOfMankind

Since my good friend from http://cryofmankind.blogspot.com/ did a fascinating report on what songs his mediaplayer decided to play him in shufflemode, I now let you experience the same thing but with all the songs in my playlist. Shoot.

1. Batch - Chant Dem Down

A very good reggaetune. This song really tells you what Batch is all about, Hardrock and Pussy.

2. Antony and the Johnsons - Man is the Baby

A very EMO song that brings me down when I want to be down. But is it really that good, NO.

3. Mos Def Pres. Media Green - Beef

Great live recording from one of my favourite rappers. The song is about beef.
And I'm not talking about the "beef" thing some of you call food

4. Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog

A song from their latest CD, and probably the best one from that CD and that says more than you ever can guess if you never heard that album.
The title is very funny, don't you think?

5. The Knife - Rock Classics

A weird and great song by the swedish elektro/pop/techno/punk-band The Knife. You can find this great tune on their first (?) CD. I love it more than I love my dick.

6. Ludacris - Area Codes

This would probably be one of the worst songs ever if it weren't for Nate Doggs presence. Biiiiaaatch.

7. Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure

Amazing song, I think. First time I heard it all the way through if I should stay honest with you. It is kind of minimalistic for my taste but I love it more than I could ever express without bursting into flames, yeah I do that sometimes.

8. Anthony Red Rose & King Kong - Two Big Bulls Inna one Pen

Best song ever in the category: "songs about two big bulls fitting in a pen"

9. Daft Punk - The Prime Time of Your Life

A good song about the prime time of your life. That is all I have to say. You just gotta hear it for your self. Aight?

10. Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga

One of the best songs in my playlist. Bye the CD or drop down dead, nigga.

That's it for now. Keep it real!

Drunken sailor

What should we do with the drunken sailor?

I will drown him if I ever see him again.

Bedtime

Bedtime is an expression that means it is time to go to bed.

Maybe I'm just stupid but I prefer to call it sleeptime.


I don't own a bed.

If I had three legs

If I had three legs I probably wouldn't be here writing this since they don't make pants to fit people with three legs.

Fucking globalization politics!

Soul music

Music is cool, I really love music, especially soulmusic.

Soulmusic really grabs my physical being.

Anyway, I used to play the guitar in a funky soulband called "when I stop the music you keep on dancing".

We stopped our musicproduction since people never stopped dancing. That was a misstake.