I have been cooking for the last couple of days, thats why I haven't been here telling you about all the amazing things that is happening to me.
The reason for all the time spent in my kitchen is that my best friend is getting married and I was chosen "toastmaster".
I think I got a hold of it now, the secret is cheese and bread.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
I'm so sorry
I'm sorry that I haven't been able to post in a while.
The thing is that I got stuck. My Thumb started to swell up when I was cleaning the toilet and I got stuck.
But now I'm free since my neighbor broke down my door in search for his chair. He came in to the bathroom with a baseball bat. He missed me though but he broke the toilet setting me free.
I love him.
The thing is that I got stuck. My Thumb started to swell up when I was cleaning the toilet and I got stuck.
But now I'm free since my neighbor broke down my door in search for his chair. He came in to the bathroom with a baseball bat. He missed me though but he broke the toilet setting me free.
I love him.
Monday, August 21, 2006
Stole a chair
Covered by darkness from the night I managed to steel a chair from my neighbor tonight. He was out walking the dog while I snuck in to his kitchen and grabbed a nice looking chair. I think I might use it when I put up the Picasso I stole from him last week.
I'm not posting this as a confession, more like a threat.
If you take my newspaper again I'll steel your son and that goodlooking wife of yours. Watchout.
I'm not posting this as a confession, more like a threat.
If you take my newspaper again I'll steel your son and that goodlooking wife of yours. Watchout.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Me, Myself and a crazy fucking elf named Earl
I was out hiking this morning and found out that I suffer from multiple personality dissorder. An elf named Earl told me so. I found him behind a burning bush, it was a fullsize papermodel of George W. Bush actually.
Anyway, I kicked the elf so hard that his dinner came out of his ears. I thought I had injured him at an "cosmic asskicking"-level.
But it turned out he was fine. He took a spoon and spooned up what was left of his dinner and started to cook a meal over the flames of the burning bush.
He served me the best meal I've ever had.
Anyway, I kicked the elf so hard that his dinner came out of his ears. I thought I had injured him at an "cosmic asskicking"-level.
But it turned out he was fine. He took a spoon and spooned up what was left of his dinner and started to cook a meal over the flames of the burning bush.
He served me the best meal I've ever had.
CryOfMankind
Since my good friend from http://cryofmankind.blogspot.com/ did a fascinating report on what songs his mediaplayer decided to play him in shufflemode, I now let you experience the same thing but with all the songs in my playlist. Shoot.
1. Batch - Chant Dem Down
A very good reggaetune. This song really tells you what Batch is all about, Hardrock and Pussy.
2. Antony and the Johnsons - Man is the Baby
A very EMO song that brings me down when I want to be down. But is it really that good, NO.
3. Mos Def Pres. Media Green - Beef
Great live recording from one of my favourite rappers. The song is about beef.
And I'm not talking about the "beef" thing some of you call food
4. Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog
A song from their latest CD, and probably the best one from that CD and that says more than you ever can guess if you never heard that album.
The title is very funny, don't you think?
5. The Knife - Rock Classics
A weird and great song by the swedish elektro/pop/techno/punk-band The Knife. You can find this great tune on their first (?) CD. I love it more than I love my dick.
6. Ludacris - Area Codes
This would probably be one of the worst songs ever if it weren't for Nate Doggs presence. Biiiiaaatch.
7. Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
Amazing song, I think. First time I heard it all the way through if I should stay honest with you. It is kind of minimalistic for my taste but I love it more than I could ever express without bursting into flames, yeah I do that sometimes.
8. Anthony Red Rose & King Kong - Two Big Bulls Inna one Pen
Best song ever in the category: "songs about two big bulls fitting in a pen"
9. Daft Punk - The Prime Time of Your Life
A good song about the prime time of your life. That is all I have to say. You just gotta hear it for your self. Aight?
10. Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga
One of the best songs in my playlist. Bye the CD or drop down dead, nigga.
That's it for now. Keep it real!
1. Batch - Chant Dem Down
A very good reggaetune. This song really tells you what Batch is all about, Hardrock and Pussy.
2. Antony and the Johnsons - Man is the Baby
A very EMO song that brings me down when I want to be down. But is it really that good, NO.
3. Mos Def Pres. Media Green - Beef
Great live recording from one of my favourite rappers. The song is about beef.
And I'm not talking about the "beef" thing some of you call food
4. Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog
A song from their latest CD, and probably the best one from that CD and that says more than you ever can guess if you never heard that album.
The title is very funny, don't you think?
5. The Knife - Rock Classics
A weird and great song by the swedish elektro/pop/techno/punk-band The Knife. You can find this great tune on their first (?) CD. I love it more than I love my dick.
6. Ludacris - Area Codes
This would probably be one of the worst songs ever if it weren't for Nate Doggs presence. Biiiiaaatch.
7. Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
Amazing song, I think. First time I heard it all the way through if I should stay honest with you. It is kind of minimalistic for my taste but I love it more than I could ever express without bursting into flames, yeah I do that sometimes.
8. Anthony Red Rose & King Kong - Two Big Bulls Inna one Pen
Best song ever in the category: "songs about two big bulls fitting in a pen"
9. Daft Punk - The Prime Time of Your Life
A good song about the prime time of your life. That is all I have to say. You just gotta hear it for your self. Aight?
10. Wu-Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga
One of the best songs in my playlist. Bye the CD or drop down dead, nigga.
That's it for now. Keep it real!
Bedtime
Bedtime is an expression that means it is time to go to bed.
Maybe I'm just stupid but I prefer to call it sleeptime.
I don't own a bed.
Maybe I'm just stupid but I prefer to call it sleeptime.
I don't own a bed.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
If I had three legs
If I had three legs I probably wouldn't be here writing this since they don't make pants to fit people with three legs.
Fucking globalization politics!
Fucking globalization politics!
Soul music
Music is cool, I really love music, especially soulmusic.
Soulmusic really grabs my physical being.
Anyway, I used to play the guitar in a funky soulband called "when I stop the music you keep on dancing".
We stopped our musicproduction since people never stopped dancing. That was a misstake.
Soulmusic really grabs my physical being.
Anyway, I used to play the guitar in a funky soulband called "when I stop the music you keep on dancing".
We stopped our musicproduction since people never stopped dancing. That was a misstake.
Me and my partner
I once had a partner during my time as a thief. His name was Adam... he left me for another thief.
I can't say I miss him, but it would be nice to meet him again so I could brag about all the women who was trying to touch me in the hole
I can't say I miss him, but it would be nice to meet him again so I could brag about all the women who was trying to touch me in the hole
Cats and Dogs
Yes, I said it.
It is really raining outside but I wont let that break my spirit of posting my thoughts and feelings with you.
Today I have been doing some late springcleaning. I love spring, don't you?
One time I ran out to try to get that first ray of the springsun. I failed. I mean really FAILED. I fell into a hole full of crazy women who all wanted to grab my private parts.
Why is that kind of women always found in holes?
It is really raining outside but I wont let that break my spirit of posting my thoughts and feelings with you.
Today I have been doing some late springcleaning. I love spring, don't you?
One time I ran out to try to get that first ray of the springsun. I failed. I mean really FAILED. I fell into a hole full of crazy women who all wanted to grab my private parts.
Why is that kind of women always found in holes?
Movies
I just watched a bunch of movies, it was funny.
I love movies about fun things like deodorant and geeks.
Some people even call a friend of mine a geek, but he is not. He is just doing his best to amuse me.
I love movies about fun things like deodorant and geeks.
Some people even call a friend of mine a geek, but he is not. He is just doing his best to amuse me.
Who am I really?
I discovered during some studying at the university that people are very interested in who I really am. So here we go...
I am a former jewelthief but left the game since the cops where tracking me down. I now work as a part-time employe at "biblestock", a company that buys and stocks bibles to keep them from the people. I'm thinking of leaving the job since it's not really what I want to do with my precious life. It's settled, I'm quitting tomorrow morning. O shit it is sunday tomorrow... we don't work on sundays. I better quit monday morning instead.
I am 26 years old and have studied gardening in Siberia, not the best place to grow plants but it made the school so much easier. When I got back to Sweden after school in Siberia I decided to try my wings. It wasn't a great moment in my life since I fell 80 feet to the ground and broke all my ribs.
Now I am dedicated to blogging in all forms.
//Loving all people except the fat ones
I am a former jewelthief but left the game since the cops where tracking me down. I now work as a part-time employe at "biblestock", a company that buys and stocks bibles to keep them from the people. I'm thinking of leaving the job since it's not really what I want to do with my precious life. It's settled, I'm quitting tomorrow morning. O shit it is sunday tomorrow... we don't work on sundays. I better quit monday morning instead.
I am 26 years old and have studied gardening in Siberia, not the best place to grow plants but it made the school so much easier. When I got back to Sweden after school in Siberia I decided to try my wings. It wasn't a great moment in my life since I fell 80 feet to the ground and broke all my ribs.
Now I am dedicated to blogging in all forms.
//Loving all people except the fat ones
Damn!
Since the FBI didn't like what I posted last I will now dedicate this blog for personal stuff only.
//Canadian whisky tastes like asscrack
//Canadian whisky tastes like asscrack
Ok... the truth
Since the police busted me for the goldlike diamond in my latest post I will now stop with the robbing and just post different, hopefully interesting, articles about jewels and how to get a hold of them.
//now streetlegal
//now streetlegal
Welcome!
Hello all you crazy jewelthiefs.
At this blog you will get constant updates on my latest hiests.
Here is my latest catch... it is a goldlike diamond. Isn't it nice?
Feel free to comment!
//the original jewelthief
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